Me: Would you write it for me? (Referring to my programming test)
Jess: Yeah. My C++ is actually A++.
Me: It’s in Java. I am doomed.
I used to love this show and game. Max is just so eccentric, but in a pleasant way.
Our vacation
It came complete with a rise in degrees and palm trees. I never had to freeze, and it was perfect (aside from the swarm of bees). With a lack of stress and one Jess, celebrating our one year anniversary at Magic Kingdom was one to please. All in all, the trip went by in a squeeze, and I’d go back again with ease.
As much as I love Chewie, I found this hilarious. He’s always so angry.
SMUG ALERT: People That Understand English But Refuse to Speak It
Chewbacca is a smug prick.
This asshole has been flying around as Han Solo’s co-pilot for over thirty years and the dude hasn’t once tried to speak a word of English. The fucker obviously understands it. Yet hes always jabbering on in his Wookie language grunting and growling like a dog in heat, refusing to speak the language of the people he surrounds himself with.
Think a little too highly of yourself to speak our common tongue eh, bro? You’ve just gotta keep on being “different,” don’t you? You better not come around my place of business speaking that garbage, Chewie. I’ll throw your ass the hell out.
